Ha-ha came across this on www.incompetech.com and thought it was hilarious... Why guys are so cool...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Same work...more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You don't mooch off other's desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
Even though a lot (or most) is true, I still love being a girl and doing those crazy girl things we do <3 such as wearing the highest most painful heels possible to look a few inches taller ;) Happy Friday Dolls !
If you need a little inspiration, read this and really allow it to sink in, let the light in:
"Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. Remember everything you have faced, all the battles you have won, and all the fears you have overcome." - livelifehappy.com Chances are you are doing better than you were before, I know I am. I have discovered that "All worry and fear are
robbers of time."- Florence Scovel Shinn
and "Life and Time are the two best teachers. Life teaches us to make good use of time and time teaches us the value of Life. Appreciate the lessons you learn along the way." -livelifehappy.com
It's time to subtract the negatives from our lives and overcome them. "Overcoming means to conquer all doubts, fears and negative
vibrations. One man/woman with perfect peace and perfect poise, filled with love and
good-will, could dissolve all negative vibrations."- Florence Scovel Shinn
There are those times when you can't control your thoughts but what you can control are your words, watch the way you speak to yourself and make sure you use words of faith and encouragement because that is what will guide you through this beautiful journey we call life <3
Hi Beautiful Bellas, This blows my mind ... in a good way "Real Love is selfless and free from fear. It pours itself
upon the object of its affection, without demanding any return. Its joy is the
joy of giving. Love is God in manifestation, and the strongest magnetic force
in the universe. Pure unselfish Love draws to itself its own; it does not need
to seek or demand. Man is selfish, tyrannical or fearful in his affections,
thereby losing the thing he loves. Jealousy is the worst enemy of Love, for the
imagination runs riot, seeing the loved one attracted to another and invariably
these fears objectify I they are not neutralized." - Florence Scovel Shinn Truth <3
“I will Always believe in Love and I don’t care what happens
to me or how many times I get my heart broken, or how many breakup songs I
write, I’m always going to believe that someday I am going to meet somebody who
is actually right for me and he’s going to be wonderful and it’s going to work
out.” - Taylor Swift